it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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