He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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