Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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