Will you blow on my dice?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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