Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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