She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
When are your genitals available?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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