we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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