The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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