ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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