Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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