He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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