quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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