You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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