You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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