Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you inspire me to be a worse person
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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