so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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