I don't usually arrange sex via text message
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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