are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
