erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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