Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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