HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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