Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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