SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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