Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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