Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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