Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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