I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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