Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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