You work out of a Hotel?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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