It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
