i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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