There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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