I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She bit a glass in half.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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