I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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