i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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