maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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