Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
