His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
40s are totally the cure
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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