I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize