My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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