nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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