Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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