Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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