and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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