She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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