just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
