I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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