Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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