You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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