Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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