you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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