no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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