I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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