i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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